I’m going to have a boiled egg and soldiers for lunch. I opened the cupboard and saw this cheery face smiling at me. What a happy chappie, eh? He or she is an egg cup and decided the meal.
Made me think – just recently there was a comment in the papers about Theresa May looking like a cat ‘coughing up a fur ball’ in a photo of her laughing. I think it’s the other way round. My cat does an impression of Theresa May laughing.